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[ why aren't you on the log spoon

anyway i guess hak is somehow buttdialing sylus. there appear to be crunching noises coming from the compact. ]

[ gimme cat bed

i was going to make this a serious tag and maybe i will ]

[ is it coincidence or fate that brings them to this same hotel room. when he uses the keycard, he's half expecting some sort of elaborate trap on the other side of the door. maybe more monsters, a reflection of their past, or even of their latent desires— instead, he sees a familiar figure in the room, holding a shard similar to his own. he can't completely make it out from his distance, but he wonders if sylus stares at it often?

in reality, rafayel had been avoiding looking at his. why look at something you couldn't do anything about immediately? why look at something when it felt undeserved to some degree. or maybe, he feels a swell of other emotions too, including resentment. either way, he doesn't focus on that.

he's already pushing past sylus and taking off his jacket. ]

What, did I interrupt something?

[ he will suddenly come from behind and glomp sylus

yeah this is a serious tag ]

[ A 6 inch tall Hien falls from above. Catch him? He lands on your head? Make him go splat on the ground? You decide. ]

?

hey
r u feeling any better?

hows your eye

[checks in on even this bozo he barely knows]

Do you need anything?

[ also checks in on this bozo even though he remembers the time you left him in the rain pregnant ten weeks ago ]

I have your tea

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[ after opening his box from the recent tasks,

he does end up leaving the contents at sylus' door. if he opens it, it's a flower. a flower that had recently been revived from extinction. considering he was planning to gift it to miss bodyguard, it does feel weird giving it to someone else, but he figures it'd be better than letting it die without getting the appreciation it deserved.

maybe giving it to sylus was also like giving it to her in a way...

besides, in the end, no matter what... it would never be the original. just a replica. ]

? audio i guess

action... in theory

week 4... prefaces that this is not smut

post-maze run...