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Grows up to be an inbox

[ SPOON? my god

anyway buttdials him again. this will keep happening until he picks up. ]

[ Hak is so funny. Let's talk then. ]

Can I help you?

[ thank you for acknowledging him, even though he wasn't aware he needed to be acknowledged in the first place. ]

—Who is this?

[ Don't be too thankful... He is an ass.

Lazily, ] I believe I asked a question first.

You can help me by telling me who you are.

[ sylus is an asshole and hak is a bully so it all works out. ]

[

Hangs up. ]

[ HELLO

calls again out of spite ]

[ OKAY ]

Are you always this persistent or am I just special?

[

doesn't answer. hangs up. see you on the new log spoony. ]